tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-46935647816225280412024-03-13T14:28:52.451-03:00INUTILIDADES<a href="http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/7246/catstyp.jpg" border="0" alt="Myspace text generator" title="glowtxt.com image"></a>мαthєus ƒяαиçαhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981330088315896272noreply@blogger.comBlogger631125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4693564781622528041.post-69339607929308485922011-10-14T16:46:00.000-03:002011-10-14T16:46:33.707-03:00~Le Torradeira~<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hPVPafLlxr8/Tph0i7I05AI/AAAAAAAAGlM/ijGjiRGFnSw/s1600/tirinha.jpg" /><br />
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PRIMEIRA TIRINHA DO INUTILIDADES!<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;">Essa é do <a href="http://www.memesdanet.com.br/">Memes da Net</a>! Dê uma passada lá!</span></div>мαthєus ƒяαиçαhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981330088315896272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4693564781622528041.post-30747429210583066852011-10-10T22:56:00.000-03:002011-10-10T22:56:56.956-03:00The Returns .<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple; font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace; font-size: large;">Comunico a todos os que um dia vão ler que esse <strike>troço</strike> blog, estará de volta à ativa!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img height="375" id="il_fi" src="http://thesimpsonsbr.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/superman-superman-returns.gif" style="padding-bottom: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px;" width="247" /></div></div>мαthєus ƒяαиçαhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981330088315896272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4693564781622528041.post-3522187481028858792011-07-09T22:20:00.002-03:002011-07-09T22:23:20.390-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-v8gYm_DNBZ4/Thj-W5DUVRI/AAAAAAAAACw/inXdRs0EVfo/s1600/tumblr_lo2vt3kubQ1qk5c3n.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; 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Tek pik , a câmera mais vendida do brasil .. mesmo que você não conheça ninguém que tenha uma</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4693564781622528041.post-16758686615004583642011-03-25T11:57:00.000-03:002011-03-25T11:57:05.177-03:00Heey BOB .<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><img alt="bobesponja drogas Bob Esponja usa drogas" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/_JtWk7d3YRZo/TVAUQOJgWCI/AAAAAAAAMjs/UQmT7RU8BI4/s800/bobesponja_drogas.jpg" /></div>мαthєus ƒяαиçαhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02981330088315896272noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4693564781622528041.post-36443598883893777392011-03-20T00:13:00.006-03:002011-03-20T00:19:28.037-03:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oH8gJQoAUd8/TYVxg8Sq2LI/AAAAAAAAACE/SZsBVXDdC8o/s1600/C%25C3%25B3pia%2B%25285%2529%2Bde%2Bpare-ou-eu-filmo-5880.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; 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<div style="color: blue;">
<span style="font-size: large;">O uso do vocábulo MERDA é uma questão de educação. Ninguém pode negar
que o utilizamos para múltiplas circunstâncias relacionadas com
muitíssimas coisas.<br />
Por exemplo:<br /><br />
Orientação Geográfica:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
1) Vá à merda!<br />
2) Onde fica esta merda?<br />
3) 18:00h : Vou embora dessa merda.<br /><br />
Adjetivo qualificativo:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Você é um merda!<br /><br />
Como indexador monetário :</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Você não vale merda nenhuma.<br /><br />
Como auxiliar quantitativo:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Tabalho pra caramba e não ganho merda nenhuma!<br /><br />
Como indicador de especialização profissional:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Ele só faz merda.<br /><br />
Como sinônimo de covarde:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Seu MERDA !<br /><br />
Momento de ceticismo:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Não acredito em merda nenhuma!<br /><br />
Desejo de vingança:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Vou fazer você virar merda!!!<br /><br />
Como questionamento dirigido:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Fez merda, né?!<br /><br />
Como indicador visual:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Não se enxerga merda nenhuma!<br /><br />
Como sensação olfativa:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Cheira a merda...<br /><br />
Como elemento de dúvida na indicação do caminho a ser percorrido:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Por que você não vai à merda?<br /><br />
Especulação de conhecimento e surpresa:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Que merda será isto?<br /><br />
Momento de surpresa:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
MERDA!!!<br /><br />
Como indicador de ressentimento:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Não ganhei merda nenhuma de presente!<br /><br />
Como resultado aplicativo:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Deu merda.<br /><br />
Como indicador de admiração:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Puta Merda !!!<br /><br />
Como indicador de rejeição :</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Puta Merda !!!<br /><br />
Como indicador de indignação:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Puta que la Merda !!!!!!<br /><br />
Como auxiliar impositivo de aceleração:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Rápido com essa merda!<br /><br />
Sensação degustativa:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Isto tem gosto de merda!<br /><br />
Ato de impotência:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Esta merda não fica dura!!<br /><br />
Desejo de ânimo:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Rápido com essa merda!<br /><br />
Como indicador de desordem:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Tá tudo uma merda!<br /><br />
Como indicador de espécie:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Quem esse merda pensa que é ?<br /><br />
Rejeição, despeito:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
O que é que ele pensa, este merda?<br /><br />
Como constatação científica dos resultados da alquimia:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Tudo o que ele toca vira merda!<br /><br />
Como indicador de continuidade:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Na mesma merda de sempre<br /><br />
Como constatação negativa:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Que merda !!!!!<br /><br />
Como classificação literária:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Êta textinho de merda.<br /><br />
Crise das 18:00h:</span>
<span style="font-size: large;"><br />
Ainda bem que estou indo embora dessa MERDA!!!</span></div>
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